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would like to lunch with tim cook? you're going to have to pay if you do. bid for the one hour lunch at apple headquarters has now reached $183,000 on charitybuzz.com. but there is time left, can you put your bid in. last year his charity lunch raised $230,000. all proceeds will be donated to the robert f. kennedy center for justice and human rights. you'll get to be his guest at an apple event. >> i guess you get to pitch ideas to him too? >> yeah. >> what do you get to eat for lunch? >> whatever you want. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- chelsea handler,
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eric bana, musical guest d'angelo featuring special guests princess, and featuring the legendary rootcrew. >> questlove: 458! woo! >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd! woo, hot crowd tonight here in new york city. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you're here, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about.
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guys, let's get to some news here. after being blindsided by michael strahan's upcoming departure, kelly ripa returned to "live! with kelly & michael" today. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] where the co-anchors were reunited. the reunion was going great until beyonce showed up with a a baseball bat and gave it to kelly. [ applause ] this is getting out of control. hey, want to say happy birthday to melania trump, who turned 46 today. that's right. she spent her birthday like she always does, telling donald that she's 23. [ laughter ] of course, today was another big day for the election. there were five different primaries in connecticut, delaware, maryland, pennsylvania and rhode island. or as hillary clinton put it, "why, those just happen to be my five favorite states." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i love them all.
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meanwhile, delaware senator tom carper was campaigning for hillary clinton yesterday, and he decided to get the crowd going with a little chant, a a little song. so if you like disco, check this out. >> a woman named donna summer. how many remember donna summer? put your hands together for donna summer. donna summer. one of the great divas. let me hear you say donna. summer. diva. extraordinaire. all right, we're going to channel donna summer here for a a minute, okay? here we go. she works hard for the money. so hard for the money. she works hard for the money. so we better treat her right. let's say it. okay, we're going to say it together. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everybody do the hustle. everybody do the hustle. okay. fever night, night fever. fever night. the bee gees. you like the bee gees? divas, extraordinaire. [ laughter ] this is right after -- i feel bad because "american idol" is not on the air any more. and he would've gone all the way. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: and over the weekend, hillary clinton called donald trump a loose cannon and said, quote, "loose cannons tend to misfire."
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[ light laughter ] trump was like, "my cannon works just fine, i guarantee it. there's no problem. [ cheers and applause ] i've already squelched this, okay?" i don't know if this is a good idea, but i just read about a a clothing optional restaurant that will open in london this summer. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and it already has over 14,000 people on its waiting list. that story again, 14,000 men will be going to a naked restaurant in london. [ laughter and applause ] [ cockney accent ] would you like more sausage, sir? >> steve: no, we don't accept tips. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: guys, this -- guys, this is interesting here. a new study found that -- [ laughter ] a new study found that almost --
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[ cockney accent ] it's a spotted dick, right there! it's really nice, very good. >> steve: google it! >> jimmy: google it! google it! you know it's right, google it. guys, this is interesting here, a new study found that almost half of millennials actually name their cars. yeah. while their parents are like, "what do you mean your car?" [ laughter ] whatever. [ applause ] actually, i read they're even calling this year's election the snapchat election, because so many millennials watched the first republican debate on snapchat instead of tv. yeah. in fairness, if there's anything that could make those debates more fun, it's snapchat. >> i want local education. [ laughter ] i want the parents and i want all of the teachers. >> i actually got the budget balanced when i was a member of the congress. >> number one -- [ laughter ] we need responsibility. social security right now. >> jimmy: that's right, we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's right, you guys, welcome. we have a great week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, matt lauer and gisele bundchen will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot show. we've got music from fitz and the tantrums. and then later this week, adam levine and paul rudd will be joining us. >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's going to be fun. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. she has a new show premiering may 11th called "chelsea." the very funny chelsea handler is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's fantastic. >> steve: she's funny. >> jimmy: she's amazing. works so hard. and did the unthinkable, really. like, walked away from a a totally successful show on e!, and like -- she goes "eh, i don't know what i'm gonna do. whatever." and wrote like five books, best-sellers. and then went to netflix and did these great documentaries. did you see these? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she did four documentaries.
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i loved them. i wanted more of them. because i saw them, and i'm like wow. i know her from the show, but i never hung out with her. it felt like i was hanging out with her. i want to hang out with her more. i asked her for her e-mail and she said no. and we, uh, yeah. but she's on the show tonight, and she has a new show and i can't wait to talk to her. chelsea handler is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] plus, he stars opposite ricky gervais in the new netflix movie "special correspondents", eric bana is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and then something really special for the show tonight. performing the prince song "sometimes it snows in april", we have a musical performance from d'angelo with maya rudolph and gretchen lieberum, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! princess! >> jimmy: princess is the name of the group, yeah. it's going to be fantastic. guys, it's time to look at these stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros & cons."
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all right, let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of the new season of "game of thrones." yeah, season six premiered over the weekend. do not worry, we're not giving away any spoilers. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of the new season of "game of thrones." pro -- it was the most gripping, suspenseful, terrifying thing to air on hbo this weekend. con -- unless you're jay-z. and then, you're like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! oh. >> jimmy: pro -- hillary clinton's favorite character is khaleesi. con -- donald trump's favorite character is the wall. >> steve: really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great wall. not big enough. pro -- tuning in to see if jon snow is really alive. con -- the other characters putting sunglasses on him and propping him up like in "weekend at bernie's." it's like -- [ cheers ] great party, jon! ♪ yeah, like donna summer.
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diva. extrordinaire. hot stuff, baby, this evening. hot stuff. she works hard for the money. she works hard for the money. she works hard for the money so you better. [ applause ] hard for the money. better treat her right. better treat her right for the money. >> steve: yes. [ skatting ] >> jimmy: for the money. yep. >> steve: do the hustle. >> jimmy: and you might as well do the hustle while you're at it. >> steve: deney terrio, ladies and gentlemen. >> jimmy: adrian zmed, ladies and gentlemen. pro -- littlefinger could lose his grip on power to an even more ruthless leader. con -- littlehands. oh, interesting. >> questlove: oh. >> jimmy: "i've got no problems down there. trust me." pro -- seeing daenerys appear in a a beautiful white gown. con -- hearing her dragon shout "damn, daenerys! back at it again with the white dress!" back at it again!
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damn, daenerys! pro -- live tweeting the premiere. con -- trying to describe in 150 characters in 140 characters. [ applause ] that's not easy. that's tough. >> steve: people think it's easy. it's not. >> jimmy: pro -- the main character is khaleesi, mother of dragons. con -- or as she's known this season, becky with the good hair. >> steve: oh! ohh, no! >> jimmy: pro -- turning on hbo and seeing the dreaded white walkers. con -- turning on cnn and seeing the dreaded white talkers. [ laughter ] [ applause ] everywhere. they're everywhere. >> steve: get some dragon -- >> jimmy: and finally, pro -- episode one features the most shocking plot twist to date. con -- everyone lives. there you go, everybody. that is the "pros & cons." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a multiple "new york times" best selling author and a very funny comedian who has a
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a brand-new show called "chelsea" premiering on netflix wednesday may 11th. please welcome back to the show our pal chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you. welcome back. come on. chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. hi, jimmy. hi, everybody. hi, roots. >> jimmy: we love having you on the show. >> how you doing? i love coming to this show. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> it's so nice not doing it and just being a guest. >> jimmy: yeah, it's true. >> yeah, i just get here to be a sun shiny personality that i am. >> jimmy: you've been coming here for a long time. >> i have. >> jimmy: this is like when we were doing "late night." did we talk about this last time? >> i don't know, we always talk about the same thing. >> jimmy: we do right? did we talk about when we raced each other and had vodkas? >> yeah, you had one of your accidents. you're pretty accident prone. you know, you like fall all the time. >> jimmy: i used to.
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i'm over that now. i'm on a new thing. it was a fad i was in. it's a phase. >> we made margaritas and we chased each other around. i had put on like nursing shoes or something and he fell and slipped and, like, cut his wrist and he's bleeding on me while we're doing the show. i'm like, are you okay? are you just a major like loser? >> jimmy: i know, i know. i was so embarrassed. >> it's embarrassing to fall even if it is your own show. >> jimmy: it is true. it is. it's embarrassing to fall and you can't play it off. because i did a really good fall. >> no, when you're bleeding. i mean, if it was a girl -- say anything about being a a girl, you could start crying. and that's really embarrassing. because girls will cry when they fall. and if you would have started crying, i would have been like, listen up, bitch. get it together. >> jimmy: come on. but, i do remember because i tried to play it off 'cause one of our earlier shows. i just didn't want to act like i was hurting. >> or out of control. you were like, "i got you." >> jimmy: i was holding your book. >> which would be even more embarrassing to watch somebody try to pretend they're okay when they're not. i'm like, "oh, my god when is this show going to be over so i
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can leave?" >> jimmy: no, you were actually yelling 'cause i was holding your book up. i go, "guys chelsea handler. her new book." you go, "he's bleeding. he's bleeding." there's blood all over your book. [ light laughter ] unbelievable. but i'm happy you came back after that 'cause i was like, that could have scared off anyone. >> thank you, thank you. congratulations to you too. i know you had another baby. >> jimmy: i did. i have another baby. i have two little babies now, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] very, very cute. yeah. they're adorable. >> and congratulations to all of you who have babies over there. congrats to you. >> jimmy: i'm sure some of the roots have babies. >> mazel tav. >> jimmy: they do. mazel tav. yeah. can you explain to everybody i want to know two things. one is you have the show on e!. you're the biggest name on e! >> was i the biggest name on e!? >> jimmy: that wasn't a a kardashian. yeah, i think so. >> i was thinking physically the biggest. you're right. >> jimmy: no, you're not. >> i didn't have a big enough ass to stay on that network. >> jimmy: you were just -- but you were crushing it though. and doing this talk show and it
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was great, you were getting great guests. and people were watching. then you go, i'm good guys. i'm done. and then you just left and walked away. that would make me nervous. but, then you come back with netflix. >> it made me nervous. totally nervous. i was nervous. you get nervous. you have a career and you're like, oh, god, i'm just going to take off. it made me nervous. but, i think it's good to be nervous. i don't want to take anything for granted. i want to be in a good mood when i get to work everyday. and i was so annoyed. i was like, "this place is so stupid." i wanted to not be annoyed. you know what i mean? i wanted to be like grateful that i have this life that i get to do what i want to do and fly around the world and fun things. i'm like, i don't want to be an ass, i want to be happy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were in a bad mood. you were in a bad place. >> it was like i had my period all the time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> have you ever had your period? it's not pretty. >> jimmy: well, not yet. yeah. >> you're still waiting. >> jimmy: one day. but then you come out with these documentaries. and i go, i don't know what this is going to be like. and all your fans are like i hope it's going to be really just chelsea. but, we didn't know what it was. and gosh, you knocked it out of the park.
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: i loved them. >> thank you for saying that. >> jimmy: every single one of them. >> that's so nice for you to say. >> jimmy: they were all great. the one on marriage in particular i loved. i thought that was my favorite one. because you were really, really vulnerable. i saw a totally different side. i'm like, you opened yourself up. you had your original -- you had some of your old boyfriends on. >> yeah i did. i know it's hard to get that going. to talk to people you haven't spoken to in 20 years. i just assumed were still mad at me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i'm pretty mad at everybody i've dated. [ light laughter ] but it was great. it was really good to be outside my comfort zone. i like to be really challenged. i like to be nervous when i do stuff. i don't like to get comfort. so with netflix i'm able to do like this whole new show i'm doing. i'm just so excited about it because i don't even really know what it is either. >> jimmy: what can we expect from this? may 11th, i know it's on. >> it's on. and it's on three nights a week on netflix, wednesday thursday and friday. and it's kind of a mix of all the things -- i'm basically treating it as a college education that i forgot to get that netflix is funding. >> jimmy: that's very nice of them to do that for you. >> it's like what you would want college to be once you
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turn 40 and realize what you're actually interested in. what you think you know that you don't know. getting answers to questions. but also keeping my sense of humor about everything so that you can get information in a a fun cool way. like imagine if, you know, "60 minutes" were funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so it's like that. i mean, that's the best way to describe it. so, you know, with me -- you know when you watch a show, it's never exactly what you want when you want it. it always happens. you get in the groove and then it changed a little. >> jimmy: exactly. >> i mean, you know, you did with your show. you made "late night" much more interesting than it was for a a long time. >> jimmy: thank you. >> now all these other jack-asses are trying to make it interesting too. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] no, please. you were ahead of your time doing stuff. but with this show, you also throw in this fun thing that i think you did in the documentary, i thought was great, you would have dinner parties with your friends. >> oh, it's the best, the best. i have these people come over my house. we just did a captain america dinner party. so, they come to my house and
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we drink. and that's always good to get on camera. and people -- we did a a parenting one. we did a parenting dinner party 'cause obviously i know so much about parenting. with kate hudson and mayim bialik. and malin akerman and randall park. i just like to post different groups of people together and have them in my home so it's comfortable for everybody. it's just a more interesting way to engage people and celebrities in general. you know, after they've done this whole routine of shows, i don't want to hear about that batman anymore. >> jimmy: no, you're don't with that. >> i mean it i want batman to take a long hike. >> jimmy: you want something different. you're doing this thing in one of the shows you're doing, you're working with lyft. >> lyft is like -- it's like uber but not. uber it's the other urber. so i did on these -- >> jimmy: you just pronounced it urber. >> i thought it was called urber. >> jimmy: i don't think you pronounce it uber. it's like -- >> i thought it was called umlach for a long time too. >> jimmy: i've taken that
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before. lyft is like the same type of deal, right? you catch a ride? >> yeah. so, i did a bunch of [ bleep ]. i do what regular people do in the real world. but i'm very intent on remaining normal and doing normal things. like i do dog walking. for a dog walking service. that didn't work out well. i did lyft. i was a driver for lyft. i wore a big afro though. so nobody would recognize me. 'cause i just wanted to really experience it and people are ass [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: like "undercover boss." >> sorry nbc and you're welcome. and then i did task master where people invite you to their home and you put together stuff for them. i can't believe stuff like this is happening. >> jimmy: i know, it's true. >> you just pick an app and like some stranger shows up. i showed up as me obviously to these people and they watched me put the furniture together which is not my ideal situation. >> jimmy: here's a clip. this is chelsea handler putting furniture together for someone. this is from her new netflix series "chelsea." check this out. it's may 11th. >> it's fun to do stuff regular people do, you know? ♪
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i'm just messy when i open it. i can put it together though. >> okay. >> and i will put it together. oh, it's a table and a chair, right? [ baby crying ] sorry. it's weird that they don't give you like an instructions piece by piece though, you know? >> oh, they don't? >> oh. oh, yeah. sorry. oh. this is actually pretty simple if you look at the directions. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got to start there. i also -- i wanted to show a a clip, if you don't mind, of one of your documentaries on netflix right now. this is you talking about our second guest tonight, eric bana. take a look at this. >> eric bana, you know him? australian. >> sure. >> that is my ideal man. he's [ bleep ] masculine. he's foreign. i mean, he's australian so that's not like a huge bonus. but i like him and he's just rugged. and he's a sweet guy. he's been with his wife
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forever. and he's in love with her. he's devoted. you know, like that kind of guy is sexy to me. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: eric bana is coming out later tonight. >> i just want to say i'm friends with eric bana and he hasn't spoken to me since that documentary came out. this is the first time i'll be seeing him. and i'm staying. i'm not going anywhere >> jimmy: you are going to stay for this? >> yeah, i'm staying. >> jimmy: oh, we love her. chelsea handler, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] more with chelsea after the break. stick around. it's going to be fun. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are here with chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] she has a brand-new show called "chelsea" premiering on netflix wednesday may 11th. now, chelsea, i consider you an honest person. >> great.
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good for you. >> jimmy: no, i think we're both honest people. but i want to know who's more honest. >> i am. >> jimmy: know what? let's see. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's play a little game here. it's time for "truth or truth." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ truth or truth >> jimmy: all right. >> what's up with this lighting? what is this? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is totally normal for me. nothing happened. i think you're just having a a stroke. [ light laughter ] are you smelling burnt toast? chelsea. >> you made me if i had a a stroke right now. >> jimmy: no, no, of course not. >> no, it would not be funny at all. >> jimmy: no, no. but, chelsea, i would like to know, what will it be? truth or truth? >> jimmy, truth. >> jimmy: what is your weirdest habit? >> [ groan ]
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i floss my teeth a lot in the middle of the night. >> jimmy: really? >> i get up a lot at three or four in the morning, eat a a protein bar, and then i'll floss. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you, really? that's totally unbelievable. what protein bar? >> i don't really want to give them a shout-out. they haven't given me any free bars. >> jimmy: all right, all right. [ light laughter ] >> i learned that lesson the hard way. >> jimmy: oh yeah, smart. >> okay, do i get to ask you a a question? >> jimmy: yes, please. >> okay, what's the biggest lie that you've ever told? >> jimmy: that i hate wearing thongs. [ light laughter ] your turn. chelsea, truth or truth. >> truth. >> jimmy: where do you see yourself in ten years? >> hopefully alive. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> what if i have another stroke though?
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>> jimmy: that's your thing now? you keep coming -- you're the one that put that out there. >> okay. what was the name of the first girl that you -- whose boobies you felt? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: can i have a choice between truth and truth? >> no, no, no, no, this is my game. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah. raggedy ann. [ light laughter ] >> i can picture you and your thong molesting raggedy ann. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it is pretty good. >> while i'm getting by, having a stroke. >> jimmy: no, never happen. you can't predict those things. chelsea handler. >> truth. is that it? >> jimmy: or? >> truth. >> jimmy: that's correct. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what was your first kiss? >> my first kiss was a guy named -- i won't say his last name, justin, in martha's vineyard. my parents, we could go there for the summer and i lied and
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told him i was 16 and i was only 13 and he took me to the movie theater and he kissed me at the end of the night. he looked like brad pitt, he was beautiful. and he put his tongue in my mouth and i almost vomited. >> jimmy: oh gosh. [ light laughter ] >> and i came home and i was like, i told my sister, like, i'm a lesbian, i know i'm a a lesbian. [ laughter ] i can't ever kiss a man. she's like, you'll get over it. i'm like, i'm not. i'm not doing it. [ laughter ] gross! >> jimmy: that's awful. that was the first one? >> yeah. i just couldn't believe that's what you did. >> jimmy: yeah. >> now i feel differently. [ light laughter ] okay, do i -- okay, do you have any, what tattoos? do you? that's a question. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do i have any tattoos? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> show me. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: show it on tv. [ cheers and applause ]
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p ♪ there you go. >> there's nothing there. >> jimmy: it's a chinese symbol for yas queen. [ light laughter ] it means something to me. you guys, that was "truth or truth." [ cheers and applause ] with chelsea handler. i don't have any tattoos. eric bana joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. ♪ insithousands of ouses barrels lay silent. but that doesn't mean they lay idle. in fact, inside each and every jim beam barrel, the bourbon is aging, building a fuller, smoother flavor, that only comes from being aged four long years. at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, you won't. our next guest is a talented actor who stars opposite ricky gervais in the new movie "special correspondents" which is available exclusively on netflix starting this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome eric bana, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> chelsea: hi.
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>> jimmy: chelsea, you're blushing. >> chelsea: am i? i'm excited to see him. i mean, i just didn't know why we cut off communication. [ light laughter ] >> last time i saw you, time we had dinner together in melbourne because she -- >> jimmy: whoa! >> chelsea: with his wife. >> my wife was there. >> chelsea: yeah, his wife was there. >> jimmy: oh, sorry, sorry. >> now we were getting along a a little too well for my liking. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, it's almost too much. >> but she did that thing, you know, people always talk about. they got to come to australia. americans are like, i always want to go there. she came, amd we actually went out and had dinner and stuff. that was fun. >> chelsea: what he didn't know is i actually went all the way to australia just to have dinner with him. [ light laughter ] i just didn't want to front load that information. >> jimmy: hey, how's it going, good morning, how you doing, eric? what were you doing in australia? >> chelsea: i was playing, i was doing stand-up. i was on a tour. so he came out with me. but then, i e-mailed you about the documentary, because we were going to use you at the end and i wanted him to make a a video of himself explaining why he would never marry a girl like me and he said he was sick or had the zika virus or something. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh yeah, yeah.
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>> the first time in about two years that i've been that sick, was the time you wanted me to do a video. and i thought i'll bring the tone of the show down. i felt terrible, but you still put me in. >> chelsea: yeah, i did. i did. i thought you would be, that's a huge compliment to you, right? nobody else has a crush on you like i do. >> no, just you and my wife. that's it. thank you. [ light laughter ] thank you. >> jimmy: no, because i think everyone has a crush on eric bana. because, here's why. [ cheers ] guys as well. because, you watch and you're a a tough guy, and you're a good actor. then you realize if you research you, read up on you, that you're a comedian. you have a comedic background, you're very funny. >> that was my background. any australians here? [ cheers ] yeah. >> jimmy: half our audience are australians. >> they'll vouch for me. that was my background back home, before i started being very serious, was, you know, stand-up and like, yourself, sketch comedy. i mean, i was in a show called "full frontal" which was very similar to "saturday night live" actually. so, it was just all -- >> chelsea: does that show your penis, that show? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> no, it was, it was --
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>> chelsea: forget it, i don't care then. >> family hour. >> jimmy: it was like "saturday night live"? >> yeah, it was similar to "saturday night live." it was just all sketch based. we would do prerecord during the week and then friday nights we'd get an audience in. and i'd always get in trouble for laughing. >> jimmy: you would laugh in the middle of sketches? >> i was a shocker. you were really bad, too. >> jimmy: that's not true. [ light laughter ] my show didn't air in australia. i would laugh all the time. i felt bad. i didn't want to laugh but it was just so funny. these people were out of my league. i was acting with people like will ferrell and, you know, molly shannon and these people are just on a different planet. >> was will -- >> chelsea: it's the best feeling in a world when you cannot control yourself. >> jimmy: yeah. >> chelsea: and you can't be laughing and you just can't get it together and sometimes you urinate, you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] it is a pretty -- that's a a spectacular feeling. >> jimmy: it really is, and they would know that i'm an easy laugh so they would actually purposely do stuff just to try to make me break during sketches. >> the thing that used to get me was head turns.
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head turns were the worst. you start a sketch and you go like that. every time. the minute someone turns their head towards me, i'd be gone. >> jimmy: i'd lose it, yeah. >> i once got ripped by my ear by the director and escorted out of the studio like a a 5-year-old. because there was a co-star that i would always laugh at. rima, her name was. and we would quite often do sketches together. and it got so bad, we got separated. and we'd have to do split screens. so, i would do prerecorded sketches to like, someone from the crew who would just sit there like this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then they'd get me out and they'd put her in and then cut it together. >> jimmy: i'm terrible like that too. i just start sweating and go, i just have to leave. like, ricky gervais was just here yesterday and we couldn't stop laughing. he laughs a lot. >> he's a big laugher. >> jimmy: which is good, i like that. >> i was originally scared that i'd get in trouble for laughing on the set. he's the boss, writer, director, and co-star. but he was worse than me, so it was like a match made in heaven. >> jimmy: oh, really? really, because he wouldn't stop? >> he couldn't stop. it got to the point where i'd be like, ricky, we got to get
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the shot before lunch. no, no, we'll never get it. [ bleep ] off, get out of here, no, no, move on. we'll never get it, forget it. move on. [ light laughter ] it's not happening. it's not happening. no, no. >> jimmy: but he made you do, you have a, well he didn't make you do, but you have a great new york accent in this movie. and he did not. he told me yesterday, he chooses never to do any accents because he's just too lazy. he doesn't want to. >> i'm very envious. there's a lot of australians in hollywood obviously but we never get to be australian. it's quite racist actually, when you think about it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> we never, ever. we have to hide. we have to, you know, suppress our identity. i thought about it for a a second. you know, maybe i could get away with it. 'cause there's plenty of australians in the media. but kelly mcdonald was from scotland. i'm from australia. and, ricky was from england. and so it was like, we weren't going to get away with it. >> jimmy: yeah, it's too much, yeah. cause it is airing in netflix, yeah. but netflix airs everywhere. >> exactly. >> chelsea: you're the only one in this room that's not on netflix. >> jimmy: i know, i'm the only one that's not on netflix.
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>> chelsea: we're one big netflix family. >> jimmy: we got to talk to you a little -- we can make this work. >> jimmy: should i set up the movie at all, "special correspondents?" basically, you guys are supposed to do -- you're an on air radio reporter. you're supposed to do a special from ecuador. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: but you lose your tickets and actually don't go to ecuador, and you end up doing this thing from across the street in a hotel room. >> we hide in a tapas restaurant upstairs and set up a studio and pretend we're in ecuador and the lie just gets bigger and bigger as the movie goes on. >> jimmy: we have a clip. here's eric bana and ricky gervais. in "special correspondents." take a look at this. >> this place, might be a rebel stronghold, these are kind people. simply not in their nature to let a man die on their land, whoever they are. [ bleep ] earlier today, i watched as a a woman from the village desperately tried to save her own child. feverishly wiping the blood off the pavement. as if that would somehow bring him back. a peasant. fat, sweaty peasant, looked on,
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always cry for love ♪ ♪ never cry for pain he used to say so strong unafraid to die unafraid of the death ♪ ♪ that left me hypnotized no staring at his picture i realized ♪ ♪ ♪ no one could cry the way my tracy cried sometimes it snows in april
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